my vag is so smooth its legendary
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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