..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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