sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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