Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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