Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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