That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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