Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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