i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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