I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
