im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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