He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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