oh god the rape fog is back!
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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