So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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