Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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