lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
