is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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