weddingsv make me drug and hornr
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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