He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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