He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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