the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Sober January is a disaster.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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