two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize