I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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