She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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