left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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