normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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