I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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