i just google imaged poop.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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