Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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