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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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