Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
