this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
organizing the empties. That sober.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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