i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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