His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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