And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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