I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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