oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
