I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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