Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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