I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
