Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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