therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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