am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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