I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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