why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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