they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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