She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
