I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
4 words: hood of his car
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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