I'm lost and stupid without you.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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