The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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