grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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