Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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