so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How does one acquire holy water?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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