Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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