I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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