i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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